February 2012
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survived my first trip to the liquor store
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i'll be 21 on saturday
IT’S ABOUT FUCKING TIME
So the management company needs to do a walkthrough of my condo. They scheduled it for last Thursday so I busted my ass to get this place clean, only to have them reschedule for tomorrow. Long story short, I cleaned more and now the condo is basically spotless. However, I can’t smoke in here until after they come check the place out tomorrow morning. Damn it.
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Reblog if you were born in the wrong decade.
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someone please come clean for me.
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if you are female and wanting to take sexy pictures to show to people, please, for the love of god, do not think that the victoria’s secret dressing room is a good place to take photos. all it shows me is that you are too damn cheap to buy their lingerie and it’s a little hard to appreciate your ass/tits when there are fucking tags hanging everywhere. have some class, ladies.
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>wake up to cats yowling and fighting on patio >go outside to see wtf is up >patio is covered with clumps of cat hair >there is cat shit smeared all over the concrete >areyoufuckingserious.jpg
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so i’ve actually been having a life lately, getting out and doing things. active things. outside. i kind of realized that the internet, while fun and useful, is also the biggest time sink in the world. so instead of sitting on the couch, stuffing my face, and dicking around doing jack shit all day, i fucking planted some god damn flowers today and it felt awesome.
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the new super mash bros album is pretty great.
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so my back went out last night and i think i might...
these muscle relaxants make me feel full on retarded
